It reminded me why I usually go after midnight, when almost no one is there.
  1. A 400-or-so-lb. woman in a stained white crop top who couldn't seem to go more than 10 seconds without coughing
  2. An 8-or-9-year-old girl who didn't have any bottoms on, just skimpy underwear (and no one was staring at her, confronting her mom about it or anything)
  3. An old man twirling a cane in the air as he walked down the paint aisle (he had to at least be in his 80s)
  4. A woman who let the cashier ring up her entire 20-item purchase and then made him take half of the items off the bill to be put back