4 people I saw during my 10-minute trip to Walmart at 3 p.m. on a Saturday

It reminded me why I usually go after midnight, when almost no one is there.
  1. 1.
    A 400-or-so-lb. woman in a stained white crop top who couldn't seem to go more than 10 seconds without coughing
  2. 2.
    An 8-or-9-year-old girl who didn't have any bottoms on, just skimpy underwear (and no one was staring at her, confronting her mom about it or anything)
  3. 3.
    An old man twirling a cane in the air as he walked down the paint aisle (he had to at least be in his 80s)
  4. 4.
    A woman who let the cashier ring up her entire 20-item purchase and then made him take half of the items off the bill to be put back