THAT TIME I WAS CAUGHT IN PUBLIC WITHOUT PANTS ON (Or: That Time I Was The Most Hated Person Alive)

  1. I was enjoying my evening Chardonnay after class and got a hankering for some Mexican cuisine.
    I do not recommend drinking and driving and you will now see that I've made some bad choices in life.
  2. So I jumped into the car and drove a couple blocks to Albertaco. THE destination for drunk college students who aren't desperate enough for Taco Bell.
    I love Taco Bell but this was just one of those evenings.
  3. I go through the drive through and as I'm leaving the aforementioned drunk college students who had walked there yelled for a ride home.
  4. There were two girls and a guy and I was like hell yes I can drive you kindred spirits home!
  5. So I pulled over, unlocked my car, and they CHEERED.
  6. AND THAT WAS THE MOMENT I REALIZED I WAS ONLY IN MY UNDERWEAR.
  7. Paralyzed by the fear I stalled, waiting for them to get into the car.
  8. But the minute the car door opened I knew this was not ideal.
  9. And I drove the fuck away.
  10. Stranding those poor unfortunate souls who glimpsed me in my underwear and didn't even get a ride out of it.
  11. Learn from me!