THOUGHTS DURING THE MARTIAN

  1. I would just die.
  2. Mindy Park is so obviously not supposed to be bleach-blonde Mackenzie Davis.
  3. You are using too much ketchup, Mark!
  4. What's up with Mars water anyway? Is it black? Why do I think it is black?
  5. I should go into botany for the survival skills.
  6. This is a masterclass on really punishing your protagonist. I honestly did not expect literally everything to go wrong for him.
  7. I can't wait for Star Wars.
  8. For sure, I would rather die.
  9. That tarp will not protect you from the flying rock storms! Put on the suit!
  10. Quit your crying girl, you know he is going to make it.
  11. Yes, thank god, wasn't sure for a minute there.