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- •"Think of it not so much as you just got punched in the face, and more like you were in a bar fight. That's waaaay more bad ass."
- •"You're such a fucking bitch sometimes!"Jay walking when there weren't any cars
- •"Maybe you shouldn't drink red...we like this carpet."
A reflective piece.
- •Who's lost weight and who hasn't.
- •The legalization of marijuana.
- •Justin Trudeau.
Because certain falsities just make sense.
- •Liposuction can be done at home safely and with no training.Sucking fat out with a syringe cannot be THAT difficult.
- •If you order non fat milk + whip cream on your latte, the two cancel each other out.Basic math!
- •You can carbonate anything.Carbonated apple slices are just healthy pop rocks.
Because 2016 is the year of the monkey, the most adaptable animal in all of history
- •People who throw out half full beverages in a plastic garbage.The swamp water of expired milk, coffee, frappaccino, juice, and napkins is the most unsavoury of odours.
- •People who use the word, "rape" for anything other than its actual meaning.No, you didn't just "rape" that test you piece of shit.
- •Kylie Jenner.I was going to say Amanda Bynes, but KJ needs so much more work.
When Harry and Sally met every colourful character on the east coast.
- •The waitress in the first diner sceneShe doesn't have any time for Sally's entitled dessert order. Whip cream only if it's not from a can? Please.
- •The one talking head wife who married Ben Small, of the Coney Island Smalls."At that moment I knew. I knew like you know about a good melon."
- •Marie.I am OBSESSED with Marie. She is barely a secondary character. Honestly, I would fund the the prequel to the ending of WHMS; when Jess met Marie. Carrie Fisher is a damn Bae.
Because Tim Curry whispering 50 Shades of Grey into my ear is the best idea I've ever had.
- •Richard Dryfus
- •Who ever voices the character of Max Goof
- •Kevin Bacon