Things I Believe to Be True That Most People Believe Are Not

Because certain falsities just make sense.
  1. Liposuction can be done at home safely and with no training.
    Sucking fat out with a syringe cannot be THAT difficult.
  2. If you order non fat milk + whip cream on your latte, the two cancel each other out.
    Basic math!
  3. You can carbonate anything.
    Carbonated apple slices are just healthy pop rocks.
  4. Pulling out a super long booger basically just unclogs a headache.
    Don't act like you've never done it.
  5. Spanx are the No. 1 cause of diarrhea .
    Think about what compressing all those organs is doing....
  6. Coconut oil is the elixir of life.
    Pretty sure it's the most mild natural deterrent of cancer.