Things I Believe to Be True That Most People Believe Are Not
Because certain falsities just make sense.
- •Liposuction can be done at home safely and with no training.Sucking fat out with a syringe cannot be THAT difficult.
- •If you order non fat milk + whip cream on your latte, the two cancel each other out.Basic math!
- •You can carbonate anything.Carbonated apple slices are just healthy pop rocks.
- •Pulling out a super long booger basically just unclogs a headache.Don't act like you've never done it.
- •Spanx are the No. 1 cause of diarrhea .Think about what compressing all those organs is doing....
- •Coconut oil is the elixir of life.Pretty sure it's the most mild natural deterrent of cancer.