Things You Should Not Talk About With Your Family at a Holiday Dinner

A reflective piece.
  1. Who's lost weight and who hasn't.
  2. The legalization of marijuana.
  3. Justin Trudeau.
  4. Donald Trump.
  5. The Leafs.
  6. Other people's abortions.
  7. Abortions in general.
  8. How "easily" you could get away with homicide.
  9. Your boss' alcoholism.
  10. Your family members alcoholism!
  11. How you're "pretty sure" that your deceased father's Doctor committed a malpractice.
  12. Your career.
  13. My career.
  14. Your snazzy jeans!
  15. Communism.