ABSURD LIES MY GRANDFATHER TELLS

A list of the most ridiculous things my grandfather claims he did or still does. He's dead serious too. This is no "Big Fish" situation either. This shit is false.
  1. He once coached against the Harlem Globe Trotters... And won.
  2. He's a classically trained drummer.
    I'm going to make him prove it, next time I see him.
  3. He was in the service. And fought in Vietnam.
  4. He was a semi pro football quarterback.
    He's 5'4
  5. That he had stage 3 cancer.
    The lump was benign.
  6. ....more to come.