ABSURD LIES MY GRANDFATHER TELLS
A list of the most ridiculous things my grandfather claims he did or still does. He's dead serious too. This is no "Big Fish" situation either. This shit is false.
- •He once coached against the Harlem Globe Trotters... And won.
- •He's a classically trained drummer.I'm going to make him prove it, next time I see him.
- •He was in the service. And fought in Vietnam.
- •He was a semi pro football quarterback.He's 5'4
- •That he had stage 3 cancer.The lump was benign.
- •....more to come.