Bumper stickers spotted around Portland, OR.

I'll let you draw your own conclusions about the fine folks of the PNW.
  1. "Sorry I missed church, I was out practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."
  2. Lesser of two evils.
  3. "Sasquatch Crossing"
  4. O
  5. I wish I had been close enough to read some of these gems.
  6. Left: "I HAD FRIENDS ON THAT DEATH STAR." Right: "Bitch School"
  7. Credit: @Strawbrey 's IG
  8. Still needs a home. Any takers?