Yeah, I'm also the guy that wore out, "that's what she said".
  1. "I'll give you wood, if I can use your port."
  2. "Is that my box, or yours?"
  3. "I've had wood the entire game."
  4. "Everyone wants to use my port."
  5. "I can never fit everything into the box."
    ..."it just takes practice."
  6. "I have wood for sheep"
    Or really anything involving "wood"
    Suggested by @prem