THINGS I DO THAT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE AN ADULT

My life is a work in progress.
  1. Taking preventative measures against my seasonal allergies.
    A must do for most folks living in the Willamette valley.
  2. Making student loan payments.
  3. Taking a "men's one a day"
  4. Shopping at Trader Joe's
    Aka "MILF" central. Sorry not sorry.
  5. Getting quotes for renter's insurance.
  6. Having renter's insurance.
  7. Drinking more than one cup of coffee a day, and not spazzing out as a result.
  8. Limiting marijuana consumption to the weekends.
    I've got shit to do todaaay
  9. Owning whiskey rocks
  10. Traveling for work.
    ✈️🎥
  11. Flossing the recommended amount.
    Okay, not. But doesn't everyone lie about that?
  12. Owning a bowtie
    And knowing how to tie it.
  13. Maintaining my vegetable garden.
    And eating said veggies.
  14. Building my 401k
    Even if I don't fully understand it. Thanks boss!
  15. Exercising because I have to.
  16. Having 1 beer.