THINGS YOU DO NOT DO/BRING TO A NUDE BEACH.
My first experience at Sauvie's Island near Portland, OR.
- •BinocularsUltimate creeper move. And if you're going to do this, don't hang back in the bushes.
- •A wiffle ball bat and ball.People don't really want to get a pickup game going. My bad.
- •A camera.
- •CartwheelsYeah. That guy was stoked it was Saturday.
- •Your daughterOr son for that matter.
- •A Loch Ness Monster floatie toy