THINGS YOU DO NOT DO/BRING TO A NUDE BEACH.

My first experience at Sauvie's Island near Portland, OR.
  1. Binoculars
    Ultimate creeper move. And if you're going to do this, don't hang back in the bushes.
  2. A wiffle ball bat and ball.
    People don't really want to get a pickup game going. My bad.
  3. A camera.
  4. Oysters
  5. Yoga
  6. Cartwheels
    Yeah. That guy was stoked it was Saturday.
  7. Your daughter
    Or son for that matter.
  8. A Loch Ness Monster floatie toy