REQUESTS I'VE MADE FOR MY FUNERAL AT SOME POINT

I am a dramatic sick person.
  1. Casket lowered into ground to the Space Jam theme song
    Requested: 2 years ago
  2. My urn be covered in pictures of Jeremy Sisto
    Request: 7 months ago
  3. Be buried in sustainable Mushroom Suit I saw on a Ted Talk
    Requested: 4 years ago
  4. Shot into space
    Requested: Right after I saw Star Trek III
  5. Bette Midler sings "Wind Beneath My Wings" as my eulogy
    Requested: 8 years ago
  6. Hundreds of cats released like doves at a wedding on an unsuspecting group of mourners
    Requested: 3 days ago