CHOOSING A TOILET IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM: GOLDILOCKS STYLE
- •First cubicleOoooh, last person didn't flush. I could flush and use this one, but I'm not going to. Moving on.
- •Second cubicleToilet seat is down. Too much effort to put it up. Plus, what if I've shut the door, thus committing to this cubicle, and there's something unsavory that's blocking the toilet. I don't need that kind of surprise. Moving on.
- •Third cubicleNo paper. No good. Next.
- •Fourth cubicleSeat is up. Bowl is clear. There is paper. We have a winner.