DO YOU EVER...?

  1. Need to buy something semi-embarrassing from a chemist...
    ...like anti fungus stuff for toenails, for example. But you know the people by sight at the chemists around you and you don't want them asking to see your toenails so you travel to another chemist at a random suburb far far away? No, me neither.
  2. Get really excited in stationery shops...
    ...such as Officeworks (in Australia), and spent a solid hour skipping giddily up and down the aisles, trying all the pens (writing amusing messages on the tester paper in the process), smelling the paper (notebooks, etc.), buying too many notebooks that I'll use 'one day'? Certainly not, that would make me a weirdo.
  3. Get really excited when you're talking...
    ...and a bit of saliva flies out of your mouth and you're not sure where it's gone, until you notice something on the other person's glasses? Nope, not I.
  4. Plan to write 5000 words on the first day of NaNoWriMo...
    ...but could only manage 500 before The Fear grips you and tells you that your story idea is total and utter shit. Not me, I'm confident all of the time.