Emojis describing how I feel when I get a new follower on Instagram or Twitter

  1. When it's a motivational account 😏
    Seriously, are you trying to change me? Save yourself first!
  2. When it's someone from list 😄
    Hey there!!!
  3. When it's a porn account 🤔
    Why? Are my tweets or pics somehow saucy to you? Or do you just really like cats and pics of my lunch?
  4. When it's just a random stranger 🙂
    Hi, welcome to my world. Don't touch or move anything.
  5. When someone famous follows me 😳
    Is this a mistake? You know I'm not anyone, right? But hi there!