Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. House key 1: the key to the screen door
  2. House key 2: the key to the wooden door
  3. Work key
    More of a fob really.
  4. Gym tag
  5. Key to my bike chain...
    ...that I haven't used in over 10 years, cause I stopped riding my bike to work after I had a horrible accident & my bike is currently rusting in a shed in the back yard. No idea where the chain is.
  6. This little guy who watches over my keys. He is the Key Master.