1. I put my work password into my MacBook.
  2. I told a coworker I bought LSD from Coles to stir into my cereal (instead of LSA).
  3. I'm really, really tired.
  4. I entered holiday mode a little early by drinking a entire bottle of red on a work night 😕
  5. I got on the bus to go home from work and automatically said 'good morning' to the driver. It's 6:15pm.
  6. Update: That feeling when you had only 1 working day to go until you were on holidays and now you have 6 working days.
    But I did manage to negotiate an extra week off when I do go on holidays. So, you know, looking for the positives.