LIFE LESSONS I HAVE LEARNT FROM WATCHING THE MIGHTY BOOSH

  1. The Arctic has no respect for fashion. Never take the tundra lightly.
  2. Goth juice is the most powerful hairspray known to man. It's made from the tears of Robert Smith.
  3. There is a man in the moon.
  4. Don't touch my hair.
  5. The black bits in bananas might be tarantula's eggs.