1. Prologue:
    There is absolutely no point to this story.
  2. Once upon a time I had this boyfriend. We lived together. It was pretty serious. There were even talks of marriage.
  3. But instead, one day, we broke up.
  4. I was pretty upset and swore off men for a very long time.
    That's not part of the story though.
  5. One day, after about a year apart he came back into my life and wanted to get a drink with me, reminisce about old times and catch up with what's been happening, etc.
  6. I was reluctant but I agreed.
  7. We were drinking quite a bit. And then he tells me that one of the pick up lines he uses for women now is: "Come back to my place and I'll cook for you. My ex-girlfriend is a chef and taught me how to cook."
    I'm no longer a chef, but that's not part of this story either.
  8. Oh. My. God.
  9. I almost peed myself I was laughing so hard!!!
  10. When we started dating he had one signature dish of fried lamb cutlets served with fried rice.
  11. And that was his signature dish when we parted ways, over 3 years later.
  12. I taught him nothing. He didn't want to learn anything new.
  13. And so I laughed hysterically.
  14. Epilogue:
    To be fair, he laughed too. I'm not being mean or anything. Just so you know.
  15. The end.