1. I'd been away from work for a week. I took some annual leave to look after my cat after some surgery.
    He's fine, btw.
  2. I'm sitting in my boss's office as she goes through all the current work on hand with me.
    So far everything is normal.
  3. Then she starts complaining about how a customer texted her at 2am this morning requesting some info. She was quite outraged.
    Well, if you give them your mobile number there's a small chance that could happen.
  4. Here is the conversation:
  5. Boss: It's like that thing where you call someone after midnight for a hooker.
  6. Me: I'm not sure that's a thing.
  7. Boss: No it is, there's a name for it, I'm sure of it.
  8. Me: You're probably asking the wrong person then, I've not ever called anyone for a hooker, before or after midnight.
  9. Boss: But you know what I'm talking about, right?
  10. Me (after pondering this for a few moments): Are you referring to a booty call?
  11. Boss: Yes! That's it!!
  12. Me: Ok then.
  13. Boss: So how do you spell that?
  14. 😳