THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL AWKWARD
- •Being in a public bathroom and seeing someone leave a cubicle and then leave the bathroom - without washing their hands.Applicable to anyone really but special shout out to Awkwardville if it's someone who works in food service. And you've just eaten something from that restaurant.
- •Extreme displays of public affection.I'm talking about finding each other's tonsils in front of me on the train here. Hold hands by all means, I'm not a monster.
- •Forced chatting with my hairdresser.I get it. You like to get to know your customer. But here's the deal: I've been talking to people non stop all day at work. There would be nothing more sublime than if I could just sit here in silence with my eyes closed and be surprised by an awesome haircut at the end.
- •Accidentally hitting Publish List instead of Save Draft.Oops. It's out there now, I guess.