TELL ME I SOLD OUT, TELL ME I SOLD OUT GO AHEAD

Musing of an almost 40 yr dad.
  1. I live in the suburbs
  2. I work for a ridiculously large company
  3. Married, 2 kids, cat and dog
  4. TV numbs the pain
  5. I like craft beer
  6. I like burgers
  7. I am in shape but out of shape too
  8. I like Dad rock
  9. I am on our schools PTA board