WHAT I GOTTA DO WHILE I WAIT TO SEE STAR WARS IN A WEEK

  1. Hum the Star Wars theme over and over until my vocal chords let out
  2. Watch the original trilogy
  3. Not watch the prequels
  4. Dress up in a robe and go door to door asking people to join the dark side
  5. Become Jar Jar Binks
  6. Say Han Solo's name as Hans Olo
  7. Practice my yoda voice
  8. Turn myself into the ER and ask to be put in a bacta tank
  9. Freeze myself in carbonite
  10. Buy some Lego Star Wars sets