1. The ability to look busy at work
  2. Super speed
    When I see a spider and run the other way
  3. Supernatural Intelligence
    When it comes to using the correct form of to/too/two
  4. I can disappear
    From my nephew
  5. I can look dead in the eye while you are talking and not hear a single thing you say.
  6. Super strength
    When I need to bring the groceries in without making 2 trips.
  7. I am able to LOL but still have a straight face
  8. I have an eidetic memory
    When it comes to sitcom references
  9. I can make any situation awkward
    Even when I don't try to