MY SUPER POWERS
- •The ability to look busy at work
- •Super speedWhen I see a spider and run the other way
- •Supernatural IntelligenceWhen it comes to using the correct form of to/too/two
- •I can disappearFrom my nephew
- •I can look dead in the eye while you are talking and not hear a single thing you say.
- •Super strengthWhen I need to bring the groceries in without making 2 trips.
- •I am able to LOL but still have a straight face
- •I have an eidetic memoryWhen it comes to sitcom references
- •I can make any situation awkwardEven when I don't try to