PROPER ETIQUETTE FOR MEN USING A URINAL IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM.

I decided to spread awareness because many men do not follow these "guidelines". Let's make sure the awkwardness stops!
  1. 1. If you are the first person there you use one ON THE END. Never he middle!
  2. 2. If you are the second person, you make sure there is at least a 1 urinal buffer between you and the other person.
  3. 3. You do not talk to someone you don't know.
    You are there to do a job, not make a new friend.
  4. 4. If there is only a middle urinal available, it is acceptable to use a stall instead.
  5. 5. Your hands should not be in odd place. Such as: on your back, bracing yourself against the wall, or on the divider between urinals.
    Exception: If you are dunk and need to brace yourself so you do not fall over, hands made be placed as needed.
  6. 6. Do not grunt or moan. Or make strange noises of any kind.
  7. Note: If any man does not follow these rules they are not to be trusted. These are not the type of people you want to hangout with.