1. "Hi kids. Have you ever seen a foot with four toes?"
  2. "I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the woman's room for number two. I've been caught several times and I have paid dearly."
  3. "Cool beans man, I live by the quarry. We should hang out some time and throw things down there."
  4. "Jinx. Buy me some coke."
  5. "Oh, I steal things all the time. It's just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago."
  6. "A lot of jazz cats are blind. But they can play the piano like nobody's business. I'd like to put the piano in front of Pam, without her glasses, and see what happens. I'd also like to see her topless."
  7. "You don't go by Monopoly, man. That game is nuts. Nobody just picks up Get Out Of Jail Free cards. Those things cost thousands."