Requested by Halley Gross

THE BENEFITS OF A SEPTUM PIERCING

  1. Attracting a totally different kind of person
  2. More street cred
  3. Fewer annoying people feel comfortable starting pointless conversations
  4. Being perceived as threatening or intimidating
  5. Whole new world of accessories
  6. Good ice breaker
  7. Being able to say "yes" to the question, "is that real?"