Requested by Dev Flaherty

WHEN I DOMINATE MY FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE, I WILL CELEBRATE BY...

  1. Never letting my friends hear the end of it
  2. Spontaneously Shiva blast for months (if you don't know what I mean, YT The League shiva blast)
  3. Posting numerous instagrams of me with Gamma, the league's trophy
  4. Playing "Turn Down for What" at every league event (as my team's name is Turn Down for Watt)
  5. Forcing the poor soul who finishes last to take the SAT and obtain a certain minimum score
  6. Exercising my authority to choose the location of our next draft. Austin bitches!
  7. Drinking a Four Corners Local Buzz from the trophy, Gamma
  8. Using the line, "I'm sorry, how many times have you won the league..? Shut the fuck up."