WHEN I DOMINATE MY FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE, I WILL CELEBRATE BY...
- •Never letting my friends hear the end of it
- •Spontaneously Shiva blast for months (if you don't know what I mean, YT The League shiva blast)
- •Posting numerous instagrams of me with Gamma, the league's trophy
- •Playing "Turn Down for What" at every league event (as my team's name is Turn Down for Watt)
- •Forcing the poor soul who finishes last to take the SAT and obtain a certain minimum score
- •Exercising my authority to choose the location of our next draft. Austin bitches!
- •Drinking a Four Corners Local Buzz from the trophy, Gamma
- •Using the line, "I'm sorry, how many times have you won the league..? Shut the fuck up."