PETS IM GOING TO FORCE MY HUSBAND TO GET BECAUSE HE WONT LET ME GET A DOG

  1. Aragog
    From Harry Potter
  2. The tiny owl the villain shrinks into at the end of "Rock-A-Doodle"
  3. Those potatoes that the Internet says look like Channing Tatum
  4. A cardboard cutout of Channing Tatum
  5. A ticket stub from Liza Minnelli at the Hollywood Bowl that I pretend is haunted by the ghost of Marvin Hamlisch
  6. The mice from "The Witches"
    They are really children
  7. A human child that comes out of my body