PETS IM GOING TO FORCE MY HUSBAND TO GET BECAUSE HE WONT LET ME GET A DOG
- •AragogFrom Harry Potter
- •The tiny owl the villain shrinks into at the end of "Rock-A-Doodle"
- •Those potatoes that the Internet says look like Channing Tatum
- •A cardboard cutout of Channing Tatum
- •A ticket stub from Liza Minnelli at the Hollywood Bowl that I pretend is haunted by the ghost of Marvin Hamlisch
- •The mice from "The Witches"They are really children
- •A human child that comes out of my body