Best She's the Man Quotes

  1. Shveet
  2. I'm brilliant sshhhh
  3. Word gman
    (Or whatever she says there)
  4. When my eyes are closed I see you for what you truly are which is ooouuugllleeeyyy
  5. I'd love too... Give you her number
  6. unis UNIS
    (Girl voice -> guy voice)
  7. It absorbs right up
  8. You kill it! You're the guy... I mean bigger guy
  9. Oh ya I'm growing sideburns now
    (Slap)
  10. Bros. brothers. Brotheren?
  11. I'd tap that
  12. I wasn't woman enough for you
  13. You want five seconds? Okay. First of all It's not a stupid soccer issue and you're a jerk. Oh look at that, times up.
    (Slap)
  14. I'm a ninja! Ninja goalie!
  15. Here's the truth, I love you. What? That's a little weird.
  16. Oh. Right. OWW! Oh, for the love of God, it burns!
  17. Is it me or does this soccer game have more nudity than most?
  18. Where's Sebastian? He's probably halfway to China by now, I mean he showed his Willis and doodleberries
  19. Based. On. Gender. Okay that's gonna bruise
    Poke. Poke. Poke.
  20. Are you gonna drown me with your tears? I did not cry during that game. I had something in my eye
  21. Do you like cheese? Why yes I do, my favourites gouda
  22. I didn't think you'd show up. It really means a lot to me that you're here. Well say something? I have to turn the sprinklers on. Sorry
  23. I'm allergic to the sun