BLUE JAYS DRINKING GAME

Being Canadian and having to be subjected to the Fox Sports commentators has been trying to say the least. To ease my frustration with them, I introduce my drinking game
  1. Any time it's mentioned it's been 22 years since we've seen the post season
  2. Any time they mention "the turf"
  3. Any time it's pointed out that players haven't played in any post season games before
  4. The temperature is said in Fahrenheit and then mocked when they say it in Celsius
  5. Anytime this guy is shown (who is heeeeee?!)
  6. Anytime the commentators make negative remarks about the Jay's future in the post season
  7. Anytime it's mentioned the sixth or seventh innings are "bad" for the Jays
  8. Anytime Kawasaki is shown