ABANDONED IDEAS FOR MY FIRST LIST

This one's for you @shantaroo
  1. Official NYC vehicles used to block the roads during Obama's visit, as observed from stopped traffic on First Avenue
  2. List of charges in the criminal complaint against me if the woman next to me on the 6 a.m. Amtrak from NYP to BAL does not stop swinging her leg
  3. Deserts and snacks featured at sales conference, 10 a.m. edition
  4. Things colder than this meeting room
  5. Deserts and snacks featured at sales conference, 2 p.m. edition
  6. Deserts and snacks featured at sales conference, 4:30 p.m. edition
  7. Things I learned watching a day camp production of Fiddler on the Roof
  8. Possible thoughts of the person with number one-digit different from mine upon receiving wordless text from my husband containing a single photo of two enormous black snakes