THINGS MY DAUGHTER IS DOING INSTEAD OF TAKING A BATH

  1. Getting used to the water
  2. Singing "This Land is Your Land"
  3. Humming "This Land is Your Land"
  4. Making me sing "This Land is Your Land"
  5. Correcting my lyrics to "This Land is Your Land"
  6. Questioning my oppressive denial of her free will to not wash
  7. Holding her breath underwater