CHAPTER TITLES FOR THE BOOK ABOUT MY LIFE

  1. Agoraphobic Outsider
  2. Everyone is Attractive When I'm Ovulating
  3. Whores Will Have Their Trinkets
  4. Y Holé
  5. Dishpan Hands
  6. Not Today, Satan
  7. Secondhand Harmonica
  8. Crusty Bulge
  9. Sitting in my tower, watching the world burn