Ignoring the fact that said "desert island" has obvious electricity and possible cable access, here we go:
  1. The Golden Girls - Bea Arthur's comedic timing, Rose's talks about St. Olaf (the entertainment capital of the world), Blanche's animal-like appetite for men, and Sophia's purse. C'mon...nothing better.
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  2. Lost - Great reminder to not get curious about the island. Eyes on that TV, girl.
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  3. Barney - Because that freaking purple dinosaur's voice will hurt me more than having my fingernails pulled out and, friends, hearing it will give me enough bionic strength to swim my ass to civilization.
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