THINGS I THINK ABOUT WHILE TRYING TO MEDITATE

  1. Ok, I'm now clearing my mind
  2. Just listening to the waves on this meditation track
  3. Do the waves sound like east coast or west coast waves?
  4. Can waves sound differently based on geographic location?
  5. *shakes head*
  6. Ok, I'm clearing my mind
  7. How long is this meditation anyway?
  8. I bet I've been meditating for at least 23 minutes
  9. I'll just open one eye real quick and look at my phone
  10. Three minutes? Wtf
  11. Ok, I'm clearing my mind
  12. Forget it