STUFF ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE

  1. Candle warmer
    Macintosh scented candle, obviously
  2. Multivitamins & allergy medication
    Haven't taken them in months
  3. Clock
    Batteries need replacing. It's been 2:47 for days
  4. Chocolate
    In case of emergencies
  5. Coins
  6. Laundry card
  7. Sleeping pills
    Of the regular and super OTC variety (i.e. Benadryl and doxy)
  8. Bluetooth speaker
  9. Glasses
  10. Waterbottle
  11. Aquaphor
    My bedroom might as well be the Saraha
  12. Dream catcher jar
  13. Lamp
    Not even plugged in