THINGS I WOULD NEVER BUY, EVEN WITH UNLIMITED MONEY

I suppose this could also be called "Judging Rich People".
  1. Any pair of shoes that aren't reasonably priced. Looking at you 3M red ruby slippers.
  2. That multi-thousand dollar water with the diamond-encrusted cap.
  3. Any kind of Yankees or Saints memorabilia #ATLForever
  4. Essentially any clothing that isn't reasonably priced; I'm so not into spending millions on flannel, ya dig?
  5. That "Can't Feel My Face" song by The Weekend. Not even for $1.29 on iTunes.
  6. A pet spider.
  7. A cell phone that isn't an Apple product.
  8. A used tissue from ANY famous person. Find your standards, people.