I DON'T TRUST YOU IF

  1. You eat only the pretzels in Chex Mix
  2. You like Toby Flenderson
  3. You don't like chocolate
  4. You follow fad diets and pretend that "they make you feel great"
  5. You're "Team Gale"
    I finally read The Hunger Games last year, and I don't see how there are even any teams. There is no question. Peeta is infinitely better.
  6. You don't like dogs
    Get out.