Top Five Bites I Took Out of This Pizza (Number 3 Will Shock You)

  1. 1.
    The first bite
    This one is just like your first kiss. It's total euphoria and unforgettable. It also probably took place behind the football field. Anyways, the triangular shape lends itself to a perfect slam dunk on your tastebuds.
  2. 2.
    Second bite
    Still in the honeymoon phase here.
  3. 3.
    Third bite
    Starting to get a little difficult. The pizza is getting a little cold and the cheese is starting to slip off the top.
  4. 4.
    Fourth bite
    Almost to the finish line and I'm not sure if I'm going to make it. The crust is a little below room temperature and I think the rigidity will pull my front tooth out if I bite too hard.
  5. 5.
    Last bite
    A total chore. Not sure if I should spare myself the trouble of eating this last piece or if I should use it as a doorstop.