BAD JOB INTERVIEW

  1. A line for the elevator.
  2. Office packed like sardines with people much younger than you who are excited about free snacks.
  3. Sealed windows.
  4. Surprise skills test where the interviewer asks the question you can't answer in 4 different ways so that it seems like you don't know 4 things.
  5. Interviewer asks if he can move on to ask you about the thing you already told him you did not know.
  6. Are you maybe going to start crying?
  7. You decide to end the interview early by saying, "I don't think this is a good fit." Interviewer offers you a snack before exiting.
  8. HR person finds you 5 minutes later and apologizes, offers you a snack.