BAD JOB INTERVIEW
- •A line for the elevator.
- •Office packed like sardines with people much younger than you who are excited about free snacks.
- •Sealed windows.
- •Surprise skills test where the interviewer asks the question you can't answer in 4 different ways so that it seems like you don't know 4 things.
- •Interviewer asks if he can move on to ask you about the thing you already told him you did not know.
- •Are you maybe going to start crying?
- •You decide to end the interview early by saying, "I don't think this is a good fit." Interviewer offers you a snack before exiting.
- •HR person finds you 5 minutes later and apologizes, offers you a snack.