FAVORITE ELEMENTS OF SAN ANDREAS QUAKE MADE FOR TV MOVIE

My husband and I thought we were watching San Andreas, which is bad enough, but we mistakenly watched San Andreas Quake. Similar concept but with actors from central casting. We were committed to watching a bad movie and this exceeded our expectations.
  1. Backstory: science oriented main character is obsessed with predicting earthquakes because she watched her father die in one in the 90s.
  2. Awkward close up shot of condom to indicate sexual activity.
  3. Poor quality CGI of a hippo chasing a car.
  4. A couple who are supposed to be from Iowa look like people who have never heard of Iowa in real life.
  5. Father Figure/Helicopter Pilot gets family into helicopter right before building violently collapses and then says cheekily "Need a lift?"
  6. Family brought together by 12.0 earthquake.