MOVIES I'LL ALWAYS WATCH IF THEY'RE ON TV
- •Desperately Seeking SusanMy 9-year-old self wanted the fold over bejeweled boots very seriously. Also wanted to be cool enough to flip the hand dryer for dry armpits.
- •GreaseI was once super bummed, stuck at a shitty hotel near the Denver airport after missing my connection. Then I turned on the TV and Grease was on and it was like a welcome home hug.
- •Grease 2I'll be yours in Winter, when the snow is on the ground. I'll warm you through December and I'll always be around. We'll kiss below the mistletoe when Santa Comes to town...[ fade into the serious song with star in hand ].
- •Girls Just Wanna Have FunSarah Jessica Parker and Helen Hunt dance crash a party. Also, what happened to the twins who looked like Janelle Monae?
- •Better Off DeadI want my $2.