The Best Wi-fi Router Names

The life of the data roaming vagabond is one most of us engage in at some point during the week. You're in a park, coffee shop, whatever. The shiny little device in your hand is trying to find out how to get on the internet, and there's dozens of amazingly named routers. Here are a few I've come upon that made me chuckle.
  1. Hal9000
  2. PorqueFi
    At a Mexican restaurant
    Suggested by   @alikidd
  3. Tito Puente
    Can usually be found along the 405 in LA
    Suggested by   @michele
  4. FBI Surveillance Van
    Suggested by   @ebsquared
  5. Keep it on the download
    Suggested by   @binarysprocket
  6. NYPD Surveillance Van
    Suggested by   @wiblitz
  7. Your Butt Smells
    At a local pet store.
    Suggested by   @seantimberlake
  8. ballsohard and ballinlesshard
    courtesy of my cousins
    Suggested by   @bisexual
  9. John Stamos
  10. Bill Wi The Science Fi
    Suggested by   @maggieannre
  11. Pretty Fly for a WiFi
    Suggested by   @minxsie
  12. The Chamber of Secrets
    For all the Harry Potter fans of the world ✨
    Suggested by   @aashkashbgosh
  13. OMFGWTFBBQ
  14. Nope
    Suggested by   @michele
  15. Babe cave
    Suggested by   @katreyes
  16. No free wifi for you
  17. virus
  18. Internet Machine
    Suggested by   @ElizabethJames
  19. Internet Porn
    Suggested by   @alligeeshow
  20. The Hoff
  21. shelob
  22. Bill Wi the Science Fi
    Suggested by   @eamondolan
  23. fuck off
    Suggested by   @kaitmaree
  24. (.) (.) Boobies
  25. StayOffMyShit
  26. Gays Guys and Gatos
    Our landlord and his boy friend had cats.
    Suggested by   @donnie
  27. Muffins are tasty @lenadunham
    Suggested by   @kyliecaesar
  28. The Dog Pound. Because we love our pup
    Suggested by   @jreincke
  29. Your Wifi is in another castle
    Suggested by   @oldWays
  30. Loggins
    Suggested by   @AnnaM
  31. HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  32. House of LANnister
    Suggested by   @stefrancaise
  33. Malware
    Suggested by   @emilylphoto
  34. Winterfell
    Suggested by   @DumplingGogo
  35. ThanksObama
  36. Peter Gabriel
    Suggested by   @marianne_april
  37. Not yo network
    Suggested by   @teardropivy
  38. HideYoKidsHideYoWifi
    Suggested by   @colby_keefe
  39. Mashed Potatoes and Regret
    Not mine. Belonged to someone in my apartment complex.
    Suggested by   @jennifernwilson
  40. Icanhearyouhavingsex
    From my studio apartment in Boston. A few weeks later this one popped up: Icanhearthemhavingsextoo
    Suggested by   @danimaljohn
  41. I can see you poop
    Our college kids neighbors' (whose house maaaaaay have been within view of our bathroom window).
    Suggested by   @kate_ls
  42. It Hurts When IP
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  43. Im fat lets party
    My old next door neighbors' network.
    Suggested by   @cowtrax
  44. Ermahgerd Werfer
    Neighbor's wifi. Makes me laugh every goddamn time I see it.
    Suggested by   @readjulia