I LOVE THIS CLIENT!

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  1. "I don't want you to feel alone, we are flying this plane together and mapping the route as we go"
  2. "I'm sorry there was such miscommunication from colleagues, but they are on vacation now, and it's my duty to respect that"
  3. "I want it to look like a Wes Anderson film"
  4. "It's strange she didn't tell you this three weeks ago, but like I said she is on vacation"
  5. "I'm accustomed to revised creative resulting in revised budgets...but we do not have that luxury"
  6. "Our accounting department is a bit of a maze, I will not be able to advance you the money"