1. Stayed up all night, spent $300 making a custom iPhone case for Nicki Minaj
  2. Sprinted 6 blocks to find a gas station that sold Popsicles for Taylor Swift.
    Only for her to say, ew that's phallic I can't eat that in a photo.
  3. Left Jury duty to find a live tiger at Britney Spears request.
  4. Made a custom yellow hammock with white lace fringe for Sophia Coppola.
  5. Ingested dish soap to prove to Amy Schumer something I'm not sure what.
  6. Fed Will Ferrell spaghetti with my fingers.