YOU'RE DATING YOUR MOTHER

Things I nag my boyfriend about that make me feel like I'm a mom...
  1. I wish you would cut your toenails shorter
  2. You can have another drink, but I'm driving home
  3. Don't make mine so spicy!
  4. There's 34g of sugar in good belly, I'm not buying it for you anymore
  5. I got you a present today!!!!!
    ***carrying an electric toothbrush double pack like its the price is right***
  6. Can you turn your music down at the dinner table?
  7. ***threw out all his socks and replaced with new ones when he was at work***
  8. Try the serrated knife, I bet it will work better
    Back seat chef!
  9. Let's let some light in here!!! ***cheerfully opens curtains***