YOU'RE DATING YOUR MOTHER
Things I nag my boyfriend about that make me feel like I'm a mom...
- •I wish you would cut your toenails shorter
- •You can have another drink, but I'm driving home
- •Don't make mine so spicy!
- •There's 34g of sugar in good belly, I'm not buying it for you anymore
- •I got you a present today!!!!!***carrying an electric toothbrush double pack like its the price is right***
- •Can you turn your music down at the dinner table?
- •***threw out all his socks and replaced with new ones when he was at work***
- •Try the serrated knife, I bet it will work betterBack seat chef!
- •Let's let some light in here!!! ***cheerfully opens curtains***