I have pink eye.
It is miserable. Here is a list of my worst enemies I would definitely wish it upon.
- •Donald Trump
- •My ex boyfriend
- •My MIS professor who gave me a zero on an exam when my computer broke in the middle of it
- •My neighbors who practice electric guitar at 2am on Sunday nights
- •People on the street who won't let me pet their dogs
- •Whoever gave me pink eye in the first place