I have pink eye.

It is miserable. Here is a list of my worst enemies I would definitely wish it upon.
  1. Donald Trump
  2. My ex boyfriend
  3. My MIS professor who gave me a zero on an exam when my computer broke in the middle of it
  4. My neighbors who practice electric guitar at 2am on Sunday nights
  5. People on the street who won't let me pet their dogs
  6. Whoever gave me pink eye in the first place