The reasons I will use to talk myself out of starting a diet on Monday.
I am posting this list now in hopes reverse psychology will help me to start my diet monday. ba ha ha ha ha who am I fooling?!?
- •My boobs. I love my boobs and everyone knows boobs are 75% fat soooo if I go on a diet they will most likely be the first to go.Many boobs die due to dieting may they rest in peace.
- •I just bought a pie and I do not want it to go to waste.Who could refuse pie?
- •I did not go to the grocery store and now I have none of the right food to start my diet with today.Being prepared is so important.
- •I will be eating bad anyway if I go out of town next week so why not wait until after then.It is no fun to diet while traveling.
- •I love carbs.This is my problem.
- •I am having one hot torrid affair with chocolate.Mmmmmm.
- •I may have become allergic to excercise.It has been so long I am afraid to find out.
- •Curvy is in.So I have been told.