Things No One Is Doing Right Now

No one, at any time, would be doing these things. @mollykennedy @sally @ChrisK curious what your addition would be
  1. Jumping out of a plane 20,000 ft in the air in hopes of landing in the center of a Krispy Kreme donut.
  2. Eating me
    It's not going to happen.
  3. Holding papa john from papa johns hostage
    I think he died
  4. Nope I was wrong about the 3rd one so someone could be doing that right now.
  5. Participating in an avocado eating contest on top of a beached whale
  6. Wearing 8 pairs of pants
    Suggested by   @mollykennedy
  7. Getting married to Ellen DeGeneres.
    She's already married.
  8. Teaching a class on how to differentiate a trash can from a plate of ham
    Suggested by   @mollykennedy
  9. Building a treehouse out of play dough
    Suggested by   @mollykennedy
  10. Praising Donald Trump in Arabic
    Or any other language
    Suggested by   @jz